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Let it Rippppppp!
Let it Rippppppp!
Man this is was the worse day ever. Let me start it this way. It was an ordinary day and I was in the teachers lounge by myself. Then I heard a huge long riiiipppp! I looked down at my pants and there was a huge long rip.I thought to myself “Oh no!” Then, I thought “Maybe my students won’t notice!” All went well until the fourth graders came in. I started my lesson on the rainforest then suddenly one of my students,John blurted out “Why is there a huge rip in your pants Mr.Johnson?” The whole room exploded in laughter. I turned red with embarrassment. Then thankfully the bell rang and the students cleared out laughing. I stayed there for a second and then decided to call it a day and go home. Then the next day I was in the teachers lounge by myself and spilled coffee on my shirt...
I didn’t want to be stuck to this chair. Bob the teacher was drenched with sweat. I needed to get out of here. I knew what I must rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip. One kid said “OMG the teacher ripped his pants”. All of a sudden “pufffffffffffff”. “OMG the teacher passed gas”. I knew it would stink but it was worth it. I started screaming “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Bob The teacher ran to the teachers lounge. He changed his pants and I was safe. Then I heard Bob the teacher scream because his shirt ripped. I’m going to have a friend soon.
“Oh my gosh!”. “What was that sound?”. “Rippppp!” said the pants. “Was that my pants?”. “Um, excuse me sir but your bright green underwear is sticking out of your pants!” said Jessica. ( Eruption of laughter). “Oh no, it was my pants!” I thought. (Gulp). “Um. . .I need to go.”. I ran screaming out the door and making sure I slammed the door so that the other teachers will hear and take over the class. Finally I got home. Today was the worst day ever!